What’s for sale at the PornDude Shop? Is it unlicensed products like dildos modeled after my own, as seen on PornDudeCasting? Or maybe it’s my special herbal blend as an alternative to Viagra, or even a mass-produced version of the homemade hump machine I made in my garage?
Well, let me stop you right there—I had to ditch most of those ideas after my lawyers weighed in. Instead, you’ll find a collection of cool merch, all featuring the one and only face you love: mine.
Yes, the PornDudeShop is your go-to for officially licensed gear. I’ve been thinking about launching it for a while, and now felt like the right time with all the attention from PornDudeCasting. If you’ve been following along, you may already recognize some of the gear. If not, don’t worry, I’ve got some great casting porn to share with you too. Either way, there’s something here for everyone that’ll make you feel great. Let’s take a look!
Why I’m So Awesome (And Unbiased)
I know what you’re thinking. As the guy behind porndudeshop, I’ve built my reputation on unbiased reviews of adult sites—everything from free lesbian content to premium paysites. But now, I’m reviewing my own products, which means my face is stamped all over everything. So how can I be unbiased?
Sometimes, though, it’s okay to brag. Over the years, I’ve worked with some of the hottest names in porn, like Gia Derza, Gianna Dior, and even Katie Morgan. And if you’ve been following me, you know I’m a respected porn reviewer, regularly featured in Hustler, Wired, and MelMagazine.
So yeah, I know I’m awesome—and I wouldn’t have started the PornDude Shop if you guys hadn’t been asking for my face on a t-shirt for years. But it doesn’t stop there. Instead of just shirts, you’ll find a variety of merch—clothing, mugs, pillows, iPhone cases, and stickers. And there’s more on the way!
Gear You Can Use All Day
Here’s what you can find in the shop, to keep you looking good all day long.
- Morning Start: Slip into a pair of PornDude Island Boxer Briefs and rest your head on an official PornDude Casting Pillow (brand new, no pornstar juice included). Then, enjoy your coffee from a Dude Island Mug—the same one you see at the bottom of ThePornDude.com. There are more mug designs too!
- Daytime Dress: Choose from six different PornDude t-shirt designs—from the PornDude Island to cool logo designs. If it’s chilly, grab a PornDude hoodie to keep cozy.
- Socks and Accessories: Keep your feet fresh and dry with PornDude Emoji Socks—the same ones I wear while filming with pornstars. And if you’re looking for a way to carry my face with you wherever you go, I’ve got phone cases for iPhones and Samsung Galaxies, as well as stickers for anything that needs a little customization.
Affordable and Accessible
So, how much would you expect to pay for PornDude merch? $100? $1,000? Nah, we’re not a dollar store, but we keep things affordable. For less than the cost of a month at a paysite, you can rock my face on your socks or mug.
And the best part? We ship worldwide. So no matter where you are, you can grab your gear and have it delivered right to your door.
A Few Small Complaints
As for complaints, the only thing I’d like to see more of is variety. I’m still working on those PornDude dildos, but my lawyers aren’t having it. Still, if there’s something specific you want, hit me up, and I’ll see what I can do.
Wrapping It Up
Some people think my job is just about a few extra minutes of masturbation, but I’m busy as hell. Between reviewing adult sites, filming for PornDudeCasting, and designing merch, there’s not much free time. But it’s worth it knowing my fans are enjoying my content and gear.
If you’ve ever wanted to support me or just look great in official gear, check out the PornDude Shop. You won’t regret it.
